Humor Poetry posted December 2, 2020


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Being paranoid the ridiculous way.

Jumping To Conclusions

by Raul1

You are jumping to conclusions,
by thinking you still have problems,
which are imaginary.
Blaming others for no reason,
to advise you there aren't any.

You are thinking negative,
crying over nothing,
it's your made-up problems,
but no ones.
Deciding to solve them,
you end up with nothing.

You are paranoid,
by thinking everyone is
against you,
friendly people try to be your friends,
but they're a nuisance to you.

You believe that your fake problems are real,
which aren't.
It is time for someone to consult you
by helping you with this silly problem.
You are jumping to conclusions, are you?

The only problem you have
is by making up imaginary ones.
You are going to clean up your fake mess, are you?



Oh, you are... are you? writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a humorous free verse or free style poem about YOU, as though you are talking to yourself! Recommended (but not required) that you start every stanza (except your last stanza) with "You are..." . You may start your last stanza with whatever you choose. Your poem can be of any length and genre.


I am poking on a funny humor. I hope that you enjoy my hilarious poem.
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