General Fiction posted November 30, 2020


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So, its cholesterol, calorie countin' Monday, New promises

Hate Mail From Weight Watchers?

by Reese Turner
















So, how was your Thanksgiving? Did you stay on your diet?
Me? Are you kidding? Constraint, control? Didn’t even try it!
Cookies, candies, parfaits and pies
Hit my mouth right after my eyes.
Asked how to fix the turkey, I said, What the hell, deep fry it
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5 line humorous poem writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a five line humorous poem. Any subject but must rhyme.


You know, at my age, I should stop kidding myself. My behavior will never improve. On the other hand, it hasn't killed me yet and I sure enjoy the holidays...
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