Afghani Love Affair

by SimianSavant

The author has placed a warning on this post for violence.
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GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING
This is your chance to turn back!

An Afghani sheep known as Venus
had compunctions regarding her genus
so she took psilocybin
and up showed Joe Biden
who offered a ride on his p3nis.

"It's Valentine's Day"! She declined,
"I was hoping to be wined and dined
so before we go play,
please say that you'll stay,
and then you can grab my behind."

"That ain't gonna happen," said Joe,
"And I'm the one running the show;
now get down on your knees
and get ready to please
your favorite old Uncle Joe!"

Poor Venus she tried to resist
the President's one-sided tryst;
he came with a shout
and promptly pulled out
but she now needs a proctologist.

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Valentine Poem contest entry

Recognized

TERMS USED:
Compunction: a feeling of guilt or moral scruple that prevents or follows the doing of something bad

Genus: subspecies, one level up from species (Domain > Kingdom > Phylum > Class > Order > Family > Genus > Species)

Psilocybin: a naturally occurring psychedelic compound produced by mushrooms

Tryst: a private romantic rendezvous between lovers

Proctologist: a medical specialist dealing with conditions of the gastrointestinal tract (particularly the colon and anus)

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ABOUT THIS POEM:
A writing contest about Valentine's Day wouldn't be complete without a love story that ended in betrayal. This lovely limerick (a work of satire, folks, not to imply that Biden literally practices bestiality) is about Joe Biden's breaking of his promises in Afghanistan and leaving millions of Afghani women, who had experienced two decades in which they could vote and receive higher education, to be raped and imprisoned. They live with this every day, and not just on Valentine's Day.

Contest rules state that any type of poem is accepted, so I went for it. This is a tasteless poem about a tasteless act of betrayal by the US of its international commitments.

Image created from prompt and rendered by arcanalabs.ai

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With Uncle Joe

Afghani Love Affair

by SimianSavant

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