Romance Poetry posted February 5, 2024


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Newsprint screams in white and black
Little kids are smoking crack
Shades of grey cosplay today
to Bill's banana exposé

What drudgeful mess has come to light!
Some lies are white and uncontrite
And truths so black you can't go back
When dressing to impress blows back

Mattresses may have loud springs
Women say the darndest things
Before beginning frenzied flings
I check to see how her vote swings

Red and yellow, black and white
I don't care about their height
I just need them for tonight
It sounds wrong but feels so right

Which Bill am I? you ask with glee:
White Bill C? or Black Bill C?
The lucky Bill's in pillory;
I'm stuck for life with Hillary.



Silly Poem writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a funny silly poem.

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I created this image myself, leveraging the uncensored power of the etherwebs, and can neither confirm nor deny whether Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby have ever met in real life. The confusion between the two of them is real, however...

Here are descriptions for three of the more unusual words used in the above poem:

cosplay: to dress up and embody, often for flirtatious purposes, as a fictional character

drudgeful -- a deliberate typo and media reference to the Drudge Report, the first media channel to publish on the Lewinsky scandal

prosaic -- mundane, unimaginative (since changed out with "crack" for a better rhyme)

pillory -- also known as the stocks (a sadly outdated form of ancient public punishment/shaming, and not to be confused with the stock market)
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