Prologue to "The House of Suffering"
By Ricky1024
Book #18 {2015}
"Within the immortal boundaries of inhuman comprehension where no human being in their right mind will enter...
'Lies "THE House of Suffering.'
"And when you open this book further you will enter a world where nightmares come true and can happen to YOU!"
...
"Grab a cup of tea dearie and I will navigate you and help you to understand Ricky's book!"
"Oh, and my name"
"Well some call me Lord but not that one dearie!!!
"Oh no, no, NO!"
"Just call me The Lord, The Lord of Darkness...
"SATAN!!!


Chapter #One
"The House of Suffering!"
"Hate abounds and even the pictures will talk to you...
"Up-side-DOWN!'
"Welcome to the House of Suffering and as Ricky's narrator I will be your guide to not only his faults, fears, fantasies, and this crappy world's suck-ness but I will take you below with me ocassionally [in case you get a little homesick!}"
"And yes there are eight, yes Eight Hells from Vajaro Hell Number One to Hell or Hell For a Day Number Eight!"
'What?"
''Can't wait?"
"Got a date?"
"Love to Hate?"
'Well read about Ricky's house the 'House of Suffering'
"Later...
Satan...
"The House of Suffering!"
"My house is a place where only one of four will even come to [let alone avoid the place!]
"And when you enter it's kind a hard as there is no door!"
"Yes no door and why?"
"Well...
"Who could ask for anything more?"
...
"No visitors al alone except an ocassional bill collector on my cell phone!"
"No voices will I *hear, not even a whisper from a ghost will appear!"
"But *why?"
"Why do I live all alone except for my cat!"
"And why do I cry inside and just want to die?"
...
"All alone well I will have to think about that!"
"Share you dare?"
"You want me to share?"
'Well, hell is a coming now so hold on ...
'HOLY FU***** COW!"
...
"Ok, number one I do get an occasional visitor like Satan and the Grim Reaper, the Easter Bunny with rotten eggs and the tooth Fairy to rip out a TOOTH!"
"And Santa?"
"On Christmas Day?"
"With a sleigh full of "What the Heck!"
"Wrong house!"
"I can't go in!'
"No door....
"That's "The House of Suffering'" and it's a sin to go in!'"
...
"Oh, and who else"
"Well my kid comes once in a blue moon and she stays for only a second claiming that the house is possessed!"
"And my table is dressed for Thanksgiving Day with a big turkey in the freezer but you see there is only ME!"
"The turkey has frost bite and cries itself to sleep while the stockings are hung by close pin last Christmas Day with a note in each one written to Santa...
"Won't you please stay?"
The End.

Author Notes

*why- A question to a needed reason or answer. "On March 30th, 2003 my only son Jason Richard Smrkovsky {a Gift of Life Donor} was involved in a tragic accident". "To learn more about 'Organ-Tissue Donations' simply write or call "The Gift of Life Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at1-800-DONORS-1 and tell my dear friend the L.S.W. Lara S. Moretti with "The Gift of Life that Jason and his dad said hey!" "Special thanks goes out first and always to Heavenly Father and his son Jesus the Christ, Fan Story and tom the administrator, and the Fan Art Review artist 'Agreer' and the picture "Nightmare Dream.'"