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Chapter 1
Soothed

By Debra White

Valves release
 as salt water s
                     p
                      i
                       l
                        l
                         s.
                              I am soothed.

Author Notes I always feel better after a good cry!

Image courtesy of google.


Chapter 2
Time To Play

By Debra White


No more photographs today.
That's enough now.
Go away!
Comprendez vous?
It's time to play!

Author Notes Sometimes, the camera gets in the way!
Comprendez vous? - French; Do you understand?


Chapter 3
Temptation Swoops In

By Debra White


If I'd a little self-restraint,
I'd forgo cake without complaint.
Alas! My self-restraint is nil,
Temptation swoops in for the kill!

Author Notes Scary lady bearing chocolate cake... your name is Temptation!


Chapter 4
Wildlife Walks

By Debra White

Join me in
the countryside.
Let's observe
Ma Nature's pride.

Wildlife walks;
So much to see,
educational (and free!)


Chapter 5
He Loves Her Not

By Debra White

He loves her not enough to try
to make things right, just says goodbye
(well, writes a note) and walks away
without the guts to even say
the who, the where, the what, the why...

He doesn't want to live a lie;
Stuck in a rut, just getting by.
He has to leave without delay.
He loves her not.

She reads his note, her eyes are dry.
She doesn't care for where or why
or who or what has made him stray,
all that belongs to yesterday...
Released at last, she now can fly.
He loves her not!

Author Notes A rondeau is a fixed form of poetry. It is often used in light or witty poems. It often has fifteen octo - or decasyllabic lines with three stanzas. It usually only has two rhymes used in the poem.
A word or words from the first part of the first line are used as a refrain ending the second and third stanzas. The rhyme scheme is aabba aabR aabbaR. (information from Poetry Dances)

Image courtesy of google images.


Chapter 6
I Love My Children

By Debra White

I love my children.
They aren't a bit of bother
when they are sleeping!

Author Notes Sometimes, bedtime can't come soon enough! Love you kids :) xx

Thank you DonFoto at FanArtReview for use of your appropriate photograph :)


Chapter 7
Almost Bedtime

By Debra White

In ten minutes, it'll be time for me to go to bed. I hate going to bed...

I wonder if I can stay up a little bit later tonight. I could make my supper last for a really long time, or I could pretend that I can't find Big Bobby. Everyone knows that I can't sleep without Big Bobby. I have a great idea!  If I'm as quiet as a mouse, maybe Mommy will forget that I'm still up. Shhhh!

Bed-time itself is lovely, in fact it's my favourite time of the day. I get to ride up the stairs on Mommy's back and then after I've had my teeth brushed, she reads me a story, sometimes two! Then, she'll tuck Big Bobby and me into bed and she'll sit for a while, just stroking my hair and singing nursery rhymes to me. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is my favourite. Mommy has the prettiest singing voice...

I love Mommy so much, I wish she would stay with me until morning. But she won't. She says that I'm a big boy now that I'm three and that I must be brave and sleep all by myself.

I don't get it... she's way older than me and she still sleeps in the same bed as Daddy!

Author Notes My children all have well-honed delaying tactics at bedtime!

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 8
Today's Little Drama

By Debra White

How silly am I?

Silly enough to lose the one and only key for the cabinet where the XBox games live. I know I've put it somewhere safe, I just can't remember exactly where that somewhere safe is... and now, now I'm paying the price.

My eight year old son is carrying on like I tore out his heart and stamped all over it. He's shouting and screaming like a toddler, all because he wants to play Minecraft on the XBox and it's in the cabinet (which I of course locked, before I put the key in the forgotten somewhere safe.)

Bloody Xbox... Whatever possessed me to relent and let the kids have the rotten thing I just don't know. See, another example of my sillyness.

That damn games console causes so many arguments and nine times out of ten, everyone ends up miserable because they've not had as many turns as her or him or her.

I'm also silly enough to have bumped my head with quite some force during my frantic search for the key and am now sporting an egg-shaped lump on my bonce and I feel like my brain is bouncing around in my skull.
(Note to self; do not propel oneself towards the edge of the chimney breast whilst delving one's hand down the edge of the sofa - it hurts. A lot.)

I'm longing to sit down with a nice warm drink of tea to soothe away the stress (and the pain) but there's zero chance of that with the lost-key-crisis rapidly escalating into a full blown disaster...

Where on earth did I put the bloody key? Maybe I'll remember when my head's stopped throbbing. I might just suggest going out for a nice walk to blow the cobwebs away. I think the fresh air will do us all the world of good. Or will that suggestion go down as well as cabbage and simply prove once and for all how silly I truly am?!

Author Notes Image courtesy of Donovan-RayRay via Google Images


Chapter 9
In Shadow

By Debra White

Though tarnished, 
golden child dazzles proud parents,
leaving me in shadow.

Author Notes Senryu is a short poetic form which focuses on people: men, women, husbands, wives, children, relatives and other relations. It portrays the characteristics of human beings and psychology of the human mind. - Information from simplyhaiku.com


Chapter 10
What's She Done?

By Debra White

What's she done
behind the door?

Trashed her toys
all o'er the floor?

Little imp's 
on guard for sure...

Seen that guilty look before!

Author Notes A Whitney is a seven line poem with a syllable count of 3/4/3/4/3/4/7 respectively.


Chapter 11
When Aunt Flo Arrives

By Debra White

When Aunt Flo arrives
I breathe a sigh of relief.
Three's enough for me!

Author Notes Aunt Flo - menstrual period.
Sorry, it's in poor(ish) taste - I was feeling mischievous! My intention is not to offend.
Image courtesy of www.threelittlemonkeysstudio.com


Chapter 12
Flirty Gert

By Debra White

There was once a young lady named Gert,
who was naught but a terrible flirt.
Let the gents have a squeeze
of her pert double-D's,
but steel knickers were under her skirt.


Chapter 13
Loved

By Debra White

As kisses cool on sated skin
and a new day dawns,
the world flickers into focus.

Voices vying, 
triple trouble tumble in
and serenity scuppers.

I am loved...

Author Notes Being a wife and mother is often a seemingly thankless task....but I know that I am loved unconditionally and that is reward enough for me.

Image courtesy of Google images.


Chapter 14
Little Traitor

By Debra White


She asked for a snack.
     I gave her a banana.
          She wanted candy.


So now she hates me.
     Says she's Nanny's baby girl.


Low blow Babe, low blow.


Chapter 15
Lost and Found

By Debra White

A large, lovely lady named Nellie
once lost the remote for her telly.
She was rather impressed
when that night she undressed;
'twas tucked in the folds of her belly.

Author Notes Just for fun - no offence meant in any way :) x

telly - tv


Chapter 16
Here, But Not Here

By Debra White


Within the sterile walls of room nineteen,
my Grandad took an absence without leave.
For fifteen months he has existed here,
tormented by the fragments of his mind.
     
     You'd think by now my heart would steel itself,
     but without fail it feels the pain anew;
     Unwilling to accept this is his lot,
     that he will end his days behind this door...

His eyelids flutter open at my voice
and recognition briefly flickers there,
then, instantly a stranger I become.
Confusion draws the curtains; he is gone.

     I kneel beside him, take his hand in mine
     and trace protruding veins with gentle touch.
     The tears spill down his face without restraint.
     "Please take me home", he cries out in distress.

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 17
Doreen

By Debra White

I don’t know why I kissed her. I’m not the impulsive type. She was just so happy to see me.
 
As she shuffled into the hallway, I almost knocked her over. I steadied her and she looked up and smiled… It was like the sun had come out from behind the clouds.
 
“I missed you” she said, putting her arms around me. I couldn’t help but kiss her cheek as she embraced me.
 
I didn’t know her, but the name-plate on her door identified her as ‘Doreen’.
 
As I drove away from the care-home, my heart felt lighter somehow.


 

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 18
Early Bird

By Debra White

I don't feel so good...
Woke up a bit too early
and caught all the worms.

Author Notes Inspired by the proverb - The early bird catches the worm (Success comes to those who prepare well and put in effort.) But not in this case!

Picture courtesy of Google.


Chapter 19
Sweet Kid (Not)

By Debra White

"I want some candy."
"What's the magic word, Sweetheart?"
"Abracadabra!"

Author Notes Inspired by my own sweet natured (or should that be sarcastic) daughter!

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 20
Theme-Park Not Required

By Debra White

Theme-Park not required.
Boughs and branches are this boy's
adventure playground.


Chapter 21
The Rules Suck!

By Debra White

I'll climb up ladders,
but don't expect me to go
down on any snakes...


Chapter 22
Cross My Heart And Hope To Die

By Debra White


Bad habits? I have none at all.
You have my word. I promise you.
At least none that I can recall...
for I'm a lady through and through.

I do not smoke or swear or slurp,
don't pick my nose, or fart or burp
and 'cross my heart and hope to die',
I never, ever, ever lie.

Author Notes As I said.... I'm a lady!


Chapter 23
Lune (beach huts reflect in)

By Debra White

beach huts reflect in
shallow sea

~~watercolour tide~~


Chapter 24
I Remember Hobbies

By Debra White

I remember hobbies.
I used to have a few;
Badminton and gardening,
I joined a gym once too...

Scrapbooking, photography,
crafting and card-making.
Reading lots and lots of books,
cross-stitching and baking.

I'd love to have a hobby now,
but time is not my own.
My brood claim ev'ry tick and tock,
I've no chance 'til they're grown.

But when, at last they're tucked up tight
and all is calm and still,
I have no urge to do a thing
apart from sit and chill!

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 25
Forgotten

By Debra White

"It's me...


your granddaughter... You do remember me,

don't you?"

Author Notes My Grandad has dementia and has recently forgotten who I am... we were so close. It hurts a lot.

Thank you mrobyn from FanArtReview for use of the perfect artwork.


Chapter 26
Unstuck (A Fairy Tale)

By Debra White


Once upon a time my name was Mrs Debra Dales.
The name came with a ball and chain to keep me on the rails.

Before we'd wed I'd no idea how married life would be.
He'd been a loving boyfriend, made me feel like royalty.

I tried so hard to please him, tried to keep his interest,
but soccer was his one true love and I was second best.

It pained me to admit defeat but I'd made a mistake.
I could not take his apathy, I had to make the break.

My hero in green uniform showed up and made things right,
unstuck me from my rut and now I'm Mrs Debra White!

The End

Author Notes To cut a long (long, long) story short!

soccer - English Football!

green uniform - My now-husband worked for a courier company called ParcelLine when we first met. He wore a green uniform.


Chapter 27
Did Someone Say Something?

By Debra White

Selective deafness;
No one hears a word I say,
'til I mention food.

Author Notes Sometimes I wonder if I don't speak clearly. Sometimes I wonder if I've thought something rather than spoken the words out loud. I've come to the conclusion I'm here to be ignored unless I've food to offer!


Chapter 28
Ode To Bear-Hugs

By Debra White

Bear-Hugs are the best
ever-ready remedy,
for when words don't work.

Author Notes Bear-hugs rock!
Artwork courtesy of Google Images.


Chapter 29
Zap! (A Super-Power!)

By Debra White

I've zaps! and pows! and booms! for each occasion
somebody pokes or stirs my pet frustration.
When someone treats me like I'm dumb
because I'm 'just' a wife and mum,
I zap! them off the end of God's creation!

Author Notes I'm a pussy-cat really, just don't treat me like I'm stupid or put me in a box marked 'wife and mum' (or I'll zap ya!)

39 words.

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 30
Cherry Blossom In Your Hair

By Debra White

Living life the way you please,
cherry blossom in your hair,
grubby glasses, grass-stained knees,
living life the way you please.
Chasing butterflies and bees,
running round without a care.
Living life the way you please,
cherry blossom in your hair.

Author Notes A triolet is a poem of 8 lines with a rhyme scheme abaaabab. The 4th and 7th lines are the exact same as the 1st, the 8th line is the exact same as the 2nd.


Chapter 31
Proof!

By Debra White

You and I...Proof that
happily-ever-afters
really do exist.

Author Notes We're still love's young dream after all these years!

This gorgeous image is courtesy of Google.


Chapter 32
Lie

By Debra White

LIE
Deceive
Fabricate

Shepherd-boy swears blind
that he's telling the truth....
this time no-one believes him.

"Result of old lie; his flock die."

Author Notes Based on Aesop's Fable - The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
The tale concerns a shepherd boy who repeatedly tricks nearby villagers into thinking a wolf is attacking his flock. When one actually does appear and the boy again calls for help, the villagers do not come thinking that it is another false alarm and the sheep are eaten by the wolf.
The moral of the story is this; when a known liar tells the truth, nobody believes them.
Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 33
So Far, So Good (Mostly!)

By Debra White

The eldest child of four, I was born in the Yorkshire town of Mexborough on 4th April 1975. My parents Stephen and Carol were, and continue to be, loving and supportive and my brothers and I enjoyed a wonderful and carefree childhood.
 
I was a good student and left school aged 18 with 9 GCSE’s and 2 A’Levels.
 
Since leaving school, I worked in various jobs and finally took redundancy from South Yorkshire Police last October.
 
I married at 20, divorced at 26… enough said about that!
 
In 2002 my happily ever after began when I married Shaun. 
 
Our amazing children, Ben (8) Katie (6) and Rebecca (3) all arrived without instruction manuals and I learn something new about them every day!
 
I am for now, a stay-at-home-mum, although my long-term plan is to become a Teaching Assistant and published writer... I can dream!
 
To be continued… (God willing!)

Author Notes 149 words


Chapter 34
It Wasn't Me... It Was Her

By Debra White


Suzanne and Samantha are sisters,
they're also proficient truth-twisters.
When there's threat of bother,
each one blames the other,
they're expert reproval resistors.

 


Chapter 35
Stubble Trouble

By Debra White


I am a hairy lass, it's sad but true.
I try to keep my stubble out of view.
A bearded-lady I don't want to be,
but that seems what fate has in store for me...

Too much testosterone is such a bore
and shaving's both a hassle and a chore.
The more I shave, the more hair seems to grow
and shaving rash ain't pretty, as you know.

I went to a salon the other day,
where I paid Faye to wax the lot away;
bikini line, full legs and eyebrows too,
top lip and chin, it took an age to do.

Seems waxing's not much better than a shave;
it hurts like hell and I'm not all that brave.
The stubble's peeping through already too...
I'll change my name to Dave, that's what I'll do!

 

Author Notes I'm not really a bearded lady, but keeping oneself neat and tidy can be tedious!

Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 36
It Must Be Love.... Right?!

By Debra White

He said he loves me,
so he must be serious....
I can't wait to get married!


I said I loved her
because she wants commitment.
I'm just longing to get laid...

Author Notes I was young and naive once upon a time!


Chapter 37
Waste Not, Want Not

By Debra White



If lunch ain't to your taste,
we'll happily score waste!


 

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 38
Dare to Dream

By Debra White

 
What do you wish for

as puff-propelled pixie parachutes
drift and dance?

Dare to dream
your silently sown secrets
as gardeners grumble, grumble, grumble

about the widespread wickedness
of dastardly dandelions.


Where there's a wind or a wish, dandelions duplicate.

Author Notes I defy you to tell me you never blew a dandelion clock and made a wish!
Such fun, though I sympathise with the gardeners now that I have my own garden to weed.... It's a losing battle though, so live a little and wish on a dandelion clock today :)

Image courtesy of google.


Chapter 39
My Home-Sweet-Home

By Debra White


My home-sweet-home is everything
I'd hoped that it would be, and more,
and whilst it's not fit for a king,
it's perfect for me and my four.

My home-sweet-home ain't all that grand,
nor half as pretty as I'd planned,
but home is where my family
all live together happily.

Author Notes Me and my four; Me, my husband Shaun and our children Ben (8yrs), Katie (6yrs) and Rebecca (3yrs)

The rispetto is a classic Italian form consisting of only 8 lines divided into two quatrains. The meter is iambic tetrameter: daDUMdaDUMdaDUMdaDUM. The distinguishing characteristic of this form is that the rhyme scheme changes from abab alternate-line rhyming in stanza one to ccdd couplet rhyming in the second.


Chapter 40
Autumn's Golden Leaves

By Debra White


Autumn's golden leaves
crackle and crunch under foot - 
My inner-child wakes.

 

Author Notes My favourite time of year - brings out the child in me... :)

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 41
Useless

By Debra White


Baby whimpers
     yet again.
          Hold your breath
               and count to ten.


Rose-hued lenses
     fall away.
          Longed-for infant
               here to stay...

Daddy soothes him
     so damn well.
          Useless mothers
               go to hell.

Good for nothing
     waste of space,
          hide away
               don't show your face.


 

Author Notes Baby-Blues aren't as cute as the name would have you believe.
I was desperate to become a mother and when I finally found out that I was pregnant, I was so elated. I spent my whole pregnancy looking forward to meeting our baby and us becoming a family.
I found the first few months of motherhood to be difficult, lonely and very very scary. Everyone but me seemed to have the 'knack' with my baby and I spent most of the time hiding away, feeling useless. I was embarrassed to admit to myself that I may be depressed and I didn't seek medical help. I should have...
Both myself and baby Ben came out of the 'dark months' unscathed (just in case you wondered!)


Chapter 42
Senryu (The Sound Of Silence)

By Debra White

The sound of silence
swiftly outstays its welcome.
I miss my children.

Author Notes When the children are at home I can't hear myself think and I wish for peace and quiet. When they aren't at home, I miss them so much... Can't win!
Artwork courtesy of rkstata at fanartreview.


Chapter 43
Extinguished

By Debra White


~~o~~


Recognition flickers...

Confusion snuffs her out.


~~o~~

 

Author Notes My Grandfather is in the later stages of dementia and very rarely recognises me anymore. For the briefest of moments we occasionally 'connect'. Then he is gone again.

Personification of recognition and confusion intentional.

Image courtesy of google.


Chapter 44
King Pin

By Debra White

~~o~~

Kevin the King Pin
Looks convincing in his crown...
but he's such a prick.

~~o~~

Author Notes King Pin : A person who is usually the boss of a group, and sits back on a throne or a comfortable spot and watches other people do work for him while he enjoys himself. (definition from Urban Dictionary website)

I love hedgehogs really - just playing on words in relation to their spines/needles. I couldn't resist using this image which is courtesy of Google.


Chapter 45
Please Help Me Lord!

By Debra White


Please help me, Lord for I've done wrong,
my folks were gone so very long.
When they're not here it makes me sad
and loneliness eggs-on 'The Bad'.

'The Bad' tells me to chew things up,
be a destructive little pup.
I never meant to trash the place,
I'm sure to be in deep disgrace.

This time I really went to town -
I dragged the blinds and curtains down,
I bust my master's easy chair,
there's foam and springs strewn ev'rywhere.

I hope they want to still be friends,
I'll do my best to make amends.
If these sad eyes can't win them round...
Don't let them take me to the pound.

 

Amen

Author Notes eggs-on : encourages.

Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 46
Me, Myself and I

By Debra White

"You, are going to pot lady.
Just look at yourself;
Hair scraped into a ponytail, grey’s poking through."
"Take a proper look.
Your hair is beautiful;
long lustrous waves in a chestnut hue."
 
"When did that face last see some make-up?"
"You don’t need any...
A good night’s rest will put the shine back in those big blue eyes."
 
"And those wrinkles!"
"Wrinkles?! What wrinkles?!
Those are laughter lines, be proud of them!"
"You're haggard."
"You are not!
Heck! You don’t even look your age.
 
"Don’t get me started below the neck.
I’ll be here all day!
You need to lose a few pounds,
Tone up those small saggy boobs,
jelly belly and spare tyre."
"Your body is awesome...
curves in all the right places
breasts the perfect size;
more than a handful’s a waste, right?!"
 
"And that backside... Cellulite City!"
"fills your jeans perfectly."

"When did your legs last see a razor?
Well, I suppose all that stubble
Camouflages the varicose veins at least!"
"Never mind about those, they can’t be helped."
 
"You’re a bleedin’ disgrace!"
"You’re a mother now.
A beautiful yummy mummy!"
 
"Hmm, you keep telling yourself that.
Whatever makes you feel better... Sadsack!"

Author Notes Going to pot - falling to pieces, letting standards slip.

Which voice do I take notice of?!
The devil-bitch shouts the loudest and is the most convincing...

I know appearances don't matter in the scheme of things. I'm not half as shallow as the poem suggests!!

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 47
Written In The Stars

By Debra White


~~ Written In The Stars ~~

Do you remember when you loved me so?
To each end of the earth for me you'd go.
God only knows what happened to us, Dear.
Dead hopes and dreams are all that's left, I fear...

Far, far away from me you seem to stray.
Stay with me, please, don't take your love away.
Way back, when you and I were first a 'we',
we'd vow it would be always you and me.

My heart belongs to you, no matter what...
What's written in the stars will be my lot.

~~o~~


Chapter 48
When She Sleeps

By Debra White

When she sleeps
she's so angelic.

Don't wake her!

Author Notes When they sleep, they're recharging their naughtiness I'm certain of it!


Chapter 49
Big Pussy

By Debra White



King of the Jungle??

I feel like a big pussy,

to tell you the truth.


 

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 50
Soon

By Debra White


As Life relents
and grants you
reprieve

I resurrect golden memories
refreshing them with tears

Soon you will shine again...

Soon

Author Notes For my Grandad...

Thank you to Moonwillow on FanArtReview, for allowing me to use this beautiful artwork.


Chapter 51
You Know You Want To...

By Debra White

Original

I'm sick and tired of ev'rything, 
I'm feeling out of sorts.
I'm a duck without his waddle, 
I'm a witch without her warts.

There's something not quite right today, 
I'm really rather grumpy.
My bloke says I'd feel better if
we had some rumpy-pumpy.

Bookend

I'm feeling freakin' fabulous!
Life's one delicious dream.
I'm a piglet in a puddle,
I'm the cat that got the cream

and ev'rything is wonderful,
the path I walk ain't bumpy.
My bloke says I should spread the love
and give him rumpy-pumpy.

Author Notes Original Poem - Out Of Sorts, posted 28th January 2014.

Rumpy-Pumpy : Sex

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 52
I Am What I Am

By Debra White


"I know I'm not cute,
but there's no denying I'm
a right horny beast!"
 


Chapter 53
Hello Forty!

By Debra White

If life begins at forty
then mine hasn't yet begun.
I'm waiting at the starting line,
preparing for some fun.

I've reached the age of thirty nine
remarkably unscathed,
negotiated obstacles
whilst being well behaved.

Now Naughty-Forty's looming
and I'm bothered not one bit!
Life's far too short to worry
and I've had my share of shit.

I won't be aging gracefully
'cos that sounds rather dull,
I'll live my life impulsively
and make each moment full.

"Well, hello Forty, how'd you do?
I'd like us to be friends.
Let's make some mischief, you and I
and take on all life sends."

Author Notes Artwork courtesy of VMarguarite at FanArtReview :)


Chapter 54
haiku (river runs through)

By Debra White

~~o~~

river runs through
declining beauty spot
perched heron preys

~~o~~

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 55
That Grin

By Debra White

She's such an imp!

She knows I know
she's up to no good

and knowing her,
she'll charm the crossness
right out of me...

I know she knows
she's got me where she wants me.

That grin says it all!

Author Notes My 3yr old daughter, Rebecca. Don't be fooled by her cuteness - she's a terror!


Chapter 56
Believe

By Debra White

~~o~~

If you
believe you can --
You can!

~~o~~

Author Notes I'm buying this logic!

With a positive attitude we experience pleasant and happy feelings. This brings brightness to the eyes, more energy, and happiness. Our whole being broadcasts good will, happiness and success. Even our health is affected in a beneficial way. We walk tall, our voice is more powerful, and our body language shows the way we feel.

(source - http://www.successconsciousness.com/index_000009.htm)

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 57
Living Every Moment

By Debra White

~~o~~

I've wasted opportunities,
I've wasted floods of tears,
I've wasted so much precious time
for far too many years.

I've realised that life's too short
to throw so much away --
I'm living every moment now,
like it's my final day.

~~o~~


Chapter 58
3-5-3 (wild flowers)

By Debra White

~~O~~

wild flowers
pull pollinators
borders buzz

~~O~~

Author Notes The word 'buzz' is intended to be read in every sense of the word :)
'pull' - attract

Photograph : the flower border in my front garden - taken today.


Chapter 59
Come Jump Into A Book With Me

By Debra White

ooOoo

Come jump into a book with me,
who knows what we might find?
Let's have a great adventure,
let's leave real-life behind.

We could control a rocket ship
and whizz our way to Mars.
Through outer space we'd zoom and zip
and dodge the twinkly stars.

Or maybe, there's a castle where
a damsell's in distress.
The bad-guys would get such a scare
when we turned up. Oh yes!
 

We might just find another world
somewhere beneath the sea,
we'd party with the mermaids,
then be home in time for tea.

Come jump into a book with me
who knows what we might find?
Let's have a great adventure,
let's leave real-life behind.

ooOoo

Author Notes Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 60
Happy Together

By Debra White

My other half's my better half,
he'll tell you so himself!
What's more, if he'd not come along
I'd still be on the shelf!

He'll kid-you-on with tongue-in-cheek,
he likes to have a joke.
Tormenting is his fav'rite sport,
he's such a care-free bloke.

But sometimes 'care-free' drives me nuts,
it makes me want to scream!
I take on all life throws our way
whilst he lives in a dream.

I will not groan or grumble though,
'cos he puts up with me!
We give and take and live and love
together, happily.

Author Notes Tormenting - Teasing


Chapter 61
An Awkward Moment

By Debra White

Six year old Robbie is confused. He approaches his mom.

"Mom, can I ask you something?"

"Sure, Robbie. You can ask me anything, go ahead."

"Well... How come my winkie sometimes has a bone in it, but other times it doesn't?"

"Errrm... I'm not sure, Honey. Go ask your father."



 


Chapter 62
Hide And Seek

By Debra White

I close
my eyes,
I count
to ten...

Her giggles
give her away.
Again!

Author Notes My 3yr old daughter is a rubbish 'hider', she just can't contain her excitement!

Thanks to Glass i from FanArtReview for use of the perfect photo.


Chapter 63
senryu (they say you can't buy love)

By Debra White




~~0~~

they say you can't buy love

my children's grandmother
is hard of hearing

~~0~~


Chapter 64
Always There

By Debra White

--O--

You were always there
when I needed you the most.
Calming, reassuring me.

Now, you wait for me
in that fuzzy place, between
troubled dreams and consciousness.

--O--

Author Notes My Nanna could always make me feel better about things. She didn't even have to say anything sometimes. Just to hold her hand and have her listen to me was enough to give me perspective. She died in 2000. Not a day goes by without me thinking of her. I often see her just before I wake, usually when I'm finding things tough. She still has that calming effect.

Thank you to Angelheart at FanArtReview for use of the fabulous artwork.


Chapter 65
haiku (practised predator)

By Debra White

practised predator
lurks beneath murky surface
hungry eyes protrude

Author Notes Many thanks to WendyG at FanArtReview for the perfect picture of Ali's Eye.


Chapter 66
Horny Shaun

By Debra White

There's a rampant old rhino named Shaun
who has got an incurable horn.
His poor wife is shattered,
turned-off, torn and tattered -
so now Shaun has to settle for porn.


Chapter 67
Budding Beautician

By Debra White



Budding beautician
applies purple perfectly.
Such concentration.

 


Chapter 68
Pea

By Debra White

 
Podded perfection
Exquisite edible orbs ...

Abhorred by my kids!


Chapter 69
One Of These Nights

By Debra White


~~0~~

One of these nights when the kids are in bed,
I won't just crash out, I'll seduce you instead!

I'll shake off the tiredness and don lingerie
of white silky satin or black PVC.

I seem to remember they both hit the spot,
suspenders and stockings - you liked them (a lot!)

One of these nights, or just maybe, tonight
you'll let me seduce you... Would that be alright?

~~0~~

 

Author Notes We must make the effort to retain the thrill of being together, even though life changes, responsibilities come along and our priorities change... it's still important to remember that you were a couple first :)

The great artwork is courtesy of Angelheart at FanArtReview.


Chapter 70
Don't Stop Me Now

By Debra White

Don't Stop Me Now

Don't stop me now because I'm on a roll.
I'm doing so well, I'm not far off my goal.

I pounded the pavements, I quit chomping chips
It's nice to regain sep'rate waistline and hips!

My legs are more shapely, my cardio's strong,
the spare tyres and extra chins - gratefully, gone.

So don't stop me now, please don't tempt me with cake...
(Go on then, a small slice can't hurt, for God's sake!)

I put in the effort, I gave it a whirl,
but genes can't be beat - I'm a fat bottomed girl!

~~^~~

Author Notes What can I say, the females in our family are blessed with big bottoms (and cake is my weakness!)

Pounding the pavements - fast walking!

The artwork is from a greetings card I received from someone who knows me well LOL!


Chapter 71
3-5-3 (delicious)

By Debra White

--0--

delicious
anticipation


airborne wish

--0--

Author Notes Close your eyes, make a wish and blow :)


Chapter 72
(3-5-3) he danced me

By Debra White

~~0~~

he danced me
around the kitchen--
romanced me

 
~~0~~

Author Notes Dancing gives me such a buzz...

If you can't take the heat - get out of the kitchen! ;)

Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 73
This Morning (before 8)

By Debra White

 
Already I feel like yelling
"Shut the hell up!"

So much damn noise gnaws at the root of my nerves.
He said. She said. Shouting, screaming, bawling.
feel like yelling -- but I won't.

Author Notes Just a typical morning with my 3 little hooligans - thank goodness for coffee.... and school!

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 74
Pop. Pop. Pop.

By Debra White

With position reserved
and pen poised,
inspiration bubbles.

Children crash in--
Pop. Pop. Pop. (sigh)

Author Notes My kids derail my train of thought constantly...

Artwork courtesy of avmurray at FanArtReview.


Chapter 75
Whoah!

By Debra White

--o--
Whoah!
Aren't you supposed to go
slow?!
--o--

 

Author Notes I think this one is along the lines of 'not judging a book by it's cover' or something like that!

aren't - 1 syllable (pronounced arnt)

Image courtesy of google.


Chapter 76
Meltdown

By Debra White

--^--

Icebergs
charter current
of Atlantic Ocean
due to glacial separation--
Meltdown

--v--

Author Notes Meltdown - a disastrous collapse

Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 77
haiku (cauliflower sheep)

By Debra White


cauliflower sheep
drown in molten cheesy lava 
boy gobbles greens
 

Author Notes syllable count: 5-8-4

greens - vegetables

I'll try anything to get my children to eat their greens. Using our imagination to make food fun sometimes works!

Cauliflower cheese is so tasty - it would be such a shame to not even try it...

Image courtesy of google.


Chapter 78
You Were Saying...?

By Debra White


--o--
I beg to differ
with anyone who states that
I can't change my spots!
--o--


 

Author Notes Now, which outfit to choose....hmm....!

Inspired by the saying; 'A leopard cannot change it's spots.'


Image courtesy of Google.


Chapter 79
Blitzed!

By Debra White

Wearing pyjamas,
we play Dutch Blitz (and get pissed!)
No baby-sitter.

Author Notes A couple of ciders and a few rounds of Dutch Blitz made for a most excellent New Years Eve! We know how to party! (or should I say; we used to know how to party when we didn't need to find baby-sitters on the biggest night of the year!)
Happy new year :) x

Image courtesy of Google


Chapter 80
Thanks A Million!

By Debra White

Thanks a million, Mother,
I've acquired your bloody legs.
They're dumpy and quite lumpy -
not the prettiest of pegs.

They carry me from A to B,
they function very well,
but baring them in public... Hah!
There's not a hope in hell.

It would've been so nice to have
inherited your chest.
With mammaries like yours 
I would be well and truly blessed!

Author Notes If only we could choose what we inherit from the genetic pool!
Image courtesy of Google


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