Party Pooper #3
Poetry Contest
Write a limerick about the 2024 US Presidential Election. Humor and wordplay are encouraged. Your limerick must follow aa-bb-a rhyming. You may have more than one stanza as long as each stanza follows the correct format.
Example written specifically for this contest:
There once was a trucker named Tucker
Who offered his viewers some succor:
When your party lacks class,
Don't take a hard pass;
Instead, clench your buttcheeks and pucker.
Who offered his viewers some succor:
When your party lacks class,
Don't take a hard pass;
Instead, clench your buttcheeks and pucker.
Here is a resource with tips on limerick cadence.
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Previous political contest listings:
Party Pooper #1
Party Pooper #2
Political 5-7-5 #1
Political 5-7-5 #2
Political 5-7-5 #3
Political 5-7-5 #4
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 10.00 member dollars. There are 16 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Wednesday, November 6, 2024.