Alliteration Body Count

Write an ABC that goes through as much of the alphabet as you dare, with a twist: EACH WORD start with the next letter of the alphabet.

Partial example:

Aristocratic
Butts
Can
Deliver
Epic
Flatulence,
Guaranteed.

ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS
-Each line must begin with the next consecutive letter
-One word per line
-Minimum length of 7 words. No maximum.
-You may begin with any letter (doesn't have to be A) and you may go forward or backwards.

E.g.
Hitler
Gave
Free
Enemas,
Daring
Communists,
"Bombs
Away!"

-You may not skip letters
-Compound and hyphenated words permitted. E.g. "Mailman" is permitted. "Vice President" is not. Acronyms like "VP" are permitted.
-All variants of uppercase/lowercase permitted
-Punctuation permitted
If you reach all the way to Z (or backwards to A) you may continue wrapping the alphabet,

E.g.
Yoda's
Zoo
Animals
Behaved
Calmly

Need more inspiration? Here's one ChatGPT came up with in a couple of seconds:

Gases
Hilariously
Infectious
Jokes
Keep
Laughing
Merrily
No
Matter
One's
Perspective.
Quite
Rude
Sometimes
Though,
Unleashing
Vile
Wafts
Xenial
Yet
Zealously

Hmm, not too bad ChatGPT. Decent word choice; your run-on sentences could use some work and the narrative is somewhat anemic. Can the humans do better?

The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 85.00 member dollars. There are only 1 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.

Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Sunday, March 5, 2023.

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