The Worst Pome EVER!
Poetry Contest
Are you sick of all this heartfelt and meaningful poetree? Do all these poems that make you think and CARE about stuff make you want to dive off the end of the flat EARTH? Would one more tender embrace make you puke your kidneys down the crapper?
This is the place for you. You are hereby challenged to write the worst pome EVER! It should have no insight or lasting meaning for your reader to take with them. It shouldn't stir any emotion of any kind. You must not cause the slightest chuckle, guffaw, giggle or snort.
You may use the most hideous fonts and colours imaginable. You may search endlessly for the most inappropriate and inexplicable artwork to further destroy your claim of "arteeste".
Feel like blathering a bunch of incoherent nonsense in your author's notes? Please do!
The absolute worst pile of crap nothingness will be the winner. Let's just see what these so-called exceptional poets are made of. C'mon down and grapple with the worst of the worst.
WE DARE YOU!
Write a poem of any kind presented anyway you wish. The worst poem wins.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool of 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, May 14, 2018.
Full Contest Listing
This is the place for you. You are hereby challenged to write the worst pome EVER! It should have no insight or lasting meaning for your reader to take with them. It shouldn't stir any emotion of any kind. You must not cause the slightest chuckle, guffaw, giggle or snort.
You may use the most hideous fonts and colours imaginable. You may search endlessly for the most inappropriate and inexplicable artwork to further destroy your claim of "arteeste".
Feel like blathering a bunch of incoherent nonsense in your author's notes? Please do!
The absolute worst pile of crap nothingness will be the winner. Let's just see what these so-called exceptional poets are made of. C'mon down and grapple with the worst of the worst.
WE DARE YOU!
Write a poem of any kind presented anyway you wish. The worst poem wins.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool of 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, May 14, 2018.
