I am a hairy lass, it's sad but true.
I try to keep my stubble out of view.
A bearded-lady I don't want to be,
but that seems what fate has in store for me...
Too much testosterone is such a bore
and shaving's both a hassle and a chore.
The more I shave, the more hair seems to grow
and shaving rash ain't pretty, as you know.
I went to a salon the other day,
where I paid Faye to wax the lot away;
bikini line, full legs and eyebrows too,
top lip and chin, it took an age to do.
Seems waxing's not much better than a shave;
it hurts like hell and I'm not all that brave.
The stubble's peeping through already too...
I'll change my name to Dave, that's what I'll do!
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